if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
The ass gains better be worth it
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