super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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