They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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