How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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