i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
