This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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