he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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