I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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