porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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