Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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