dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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