hotel room ftw
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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