I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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