Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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