The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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