i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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