Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
