He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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