I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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