If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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