Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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