why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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