i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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