Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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