I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You need a sexual gate keeper
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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