i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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