Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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