im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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