i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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