You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
