those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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