Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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