Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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