I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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