Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
