What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
i out mim tonsoeep
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