so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
