i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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