She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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