Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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