We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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