dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
