Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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