I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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