What a fucking waste of an outfit
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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