where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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