"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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