It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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