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yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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