Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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